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Our Goal:
We here at the TUMPORG foundation have one goal. TUMPING!
"What's a TUMP?"
TUMP is a highly advanced acronym!
To
Uphold
Masculine
Principles
Harassing women, committing assault, being just a deplorable human being?
It doesn't matter HOW you slice it!
You're a TUMP!
Now go and spread our principles, until we control the grill industry, then stop there and go no further!